Little Known Facts

by patricktmcnamara

The left molar is the biggest muscle in the body.

Like the USA, Canada is also a free nation, but only on Tuesdays and Fridays; all other days it is ruled by Sir Alan Thicke with an iron fist.

Babe Ruth hit more home runs than anyone expected a candy bar to hit.

Franklin and Bash most likely won’t last long because it’s “too good for TV.”

The Hunchback of Notre Dame was kinda weird looking, even by Indiana’s standards.

Most of “Shakespeare’s” later works were actually penned by a young Jeff Mangum.

The body of Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in a Southern California Mister Softee truck.

If all of the upcoming shows we have listed on Oh My Rockness were a piece of paper that you folded 14 times and then you attached a really long piece of string to it, that string on the folded paper would circle the earth… and back… twice.

Our Twitter feed sometimes features guest tweets by Steve Guttenberg who, as you know, invented the printing press which is what makes press releases about a band you’ve never heard of getting remixed by a band you’ve never heard of possible.

We will only write a band profile if at least one of the band’s members looks really “distracted” in their promo photo.

And oh yeah, free summer shows last forever. So no sense of urgency there.

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